Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

The Nomination goes to Zac and Nicole.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Aurora Over Aurora-
Friday night witnessed one of the strangest weather phenomenon’s in history, and in Seattle that means a great deal. A few reported seeing a strange streak in the sky, like a large strip of paper burning away, before the sky opened up in a freak rain storm. An out of the blue rain storm isn’t really a cause for a raised eyebrow, but this one was special, this one came with light blue waves of electromagnetic light: Otherwise known as an aurora. No one is yet sure what the direct cause is, but it is rumored that the rainfall was found to carry unusual amounts of colloidal silver.

Board Now!-
November is a strange month for outdoor x-sports, but they wouldn’t be x-sports without some extreme behavior. Dillian “Furball” Steele, a newcomer to both the skate park and Earth in general, came swinging into the spotlight with all six oh his stick. The competition was tight and there was a lot to strive for, but an aerial Tailspin flew the blue Furball into the lead with a fat wallet.

The nomination for tonight goes to Zac, Dan, and Justin for a whole bunch of different reasons.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Trading Favors
Secret underground alien trade bazaar anyone? Well, not a secret anymore. Rare and majestic plants, salvaged technologies, weapons, armor, maps to the stars: Literal maps to the stars! The strangest part of this entire ordeal is the shift in trade currency. It would be a strange occurrence for a Terran to have Imperial Talons, let alone enough Falcons to afford many of the things being sold at this emporium of galactic proportions.

The nomination goes to Dusty and Justin.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Space Invaders-
Not aliens in the traditional sense, instead actual invaders of personal space. We all dislike having our sacred shrines and special places intruded upon, but there are times when that kind of thing just can’t be helped. Unfortunately, no amount of cellophane or tin foil will keep people out forever, and any parahuman with omniscience can totally see you during your most private moments. Our only real defense is prevention, reaction, observation, boundaries, and extra signage… or PROBE for short. PROBE your pets, PROBE your parents, PROBE your siblings, friends, teachers, and especially your enemies. PROBE everyone!

Food Fact – Es’u’s kim chi will not be the tastiest thing ever made. In fact, you should probably run when he opens it.

The nomination for the night goes to Dan and Nicole, for sex talks.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Good qualities put their footprints everywhere.

The Prophecy for the Stars’ Chosen

• A Really Terrible Translation:

Beware a supernatural cheerleader during the night of the sulfur horse.
A cat will aggravate a cheerleader.
Cats will write letters. The hammer of the gods will have skin of a hornet.
Found in the library of a long-deceased prophet:
A scientist will battle a cursed seer.
The fate of the people depends on the outcome.
Beware a wild thief during the revival of the mink chimp.
Hear my warning and heed well!
You must never marry a hedgehog.
The air will grow heavy if you break this geas.
A snake will eat at the table of a mortal.
The streets will smell of death. The world healer will light a pig.
The snake of the woman of the empire will revive the man of the north.
The empire of the plain is given to the warrior.
The griffin of the prince will restore the star.

• The Actual Prophecy:

Post-Men, they say,
Dominators
Slayers
Conquerors

We have been subjugated by their culture and rules
The norms and the religions of godlike fools
The laws and the clowns/fools
The world one day will evolve

We who have the curves and seductive smiles
Are we nknowledge and untie our bonds
We shall rise up, making empires strong

When we are embraced, for who we are
Do you not see? We shall gleam like the stars in the night
Colors, nations too
Leave them sitting in old Sectus pews

Philosophers, doctors, engineers of creation
We shall be side by side, working with you
So smile and behold the new golden age
Suras must die, in the deserts of past sage

Sisters and children of the suns, the gods, and the wind
The ancients of the past must rescind
Glories are coming, so rejoice and behold
Children of many stars shall tell
the greatest story ever told

The nomination goes to Justin for doing stuff hard!

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Communication is Important

Thank you mass communication for the many things that we have at our fingertips for talking with each other. The key to this wonderful technology is, of course, picking up the darned things and using them. Now, we all know that from time to time that we can’t be bothered to pay attention to our communication devices, cause sometimes it just feels like it starts to control our every action. This of course isn’t at all true, so keep that in mind when you think about friends and family and all the things that they probably want to talk to you about.

Save the King

Alumni Kimberly King is a well known damsel in distress, and one hell of a reporter. Today found her office molested by crazy interns. It is assumed that one of those crazy interns threw her desk out of her fourteenth story window. Thankfully the “Super Sentai” was there to save the day.

The nomination for the night goes to Casey and Justin. Funny, Justin Kase-y
Editor’s Note: Just stop.

There was a plot to send emails to people and cause them to attack each other!

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

TBW
(Justin was super tired, so this is a place saver for now.)

Nomination goes to Insert Name Here.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

NEWS BY ARTICLE NAMES!
Zero Context Edition…

Fake Man Juice

Social Injustice In Justice

Jump Up, Up, Up

Don’t Curse Me Yo

Finding My Country

Contemplate the Fat Man

Eating Roses Instead of Cud

Sk8er’s rule!

Abduction of the Suction

Sanctu-Wary

Shaeve the Princess

The Nomination goes Casey and Justin for being amazing and stuff.

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

An Apology
by Dillan Steele

“_I’m Sorry_

I would like to apologize for the events that happened Friday at the football game. This was supposed to be just a small little harmless prank. There were way more fireworks than could be predicted. I would like to apologize and remain anonymous. I’m sorry."

The Game

After the antics from the early part of the game, the Bulldogs weren’t doing so well. At some point they picked up more confidence and headed toward victory. The team still didn’t do as good as they could have, but they did some amazing work out there, and we are all proud of them. Hopefully, the positive attitude sticks around for the seasons to come.

The nomination tonight goes to Justin for many varied antics.