Silver Age Beyond

Dusty and Nicole won the nom!
And therefore get an extra chrisperience tonight

There was a plot to send emails to people and cause them to attack each other!

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Alpha Wave
Character Points = 88

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

TBW
(Justin was super tired, so this is a place saver for now.)

Nomination goes to Insert Name Here.

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Headliners For 400
Character Points = 88

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

NEWS BY ARTICLE NAMES!
Zero Context Edition…

Fake Man Juice

Social Injustice In Justice

Jump Up, Up, Up

Don’t Curse Me Yo

Finding My Country

Contemplate the Fat Man

Eating Roses Instead of Cud

Sk8er’s rule!

Abduction of the Suction

Sanctu-Wary

Shaeve the Princess

The Nomination goes Casey and Justin for being amazing and stuff.

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The Aftermath of Bad Choices
Character Points = 87

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

An Apology
by Dillan Steele

“_I’m Sorry_

I would like to apologize for the events that happened Friday at the football game. This was supposed to be just a small little harmless prank. There were way more fireworks than could be predicted. I would like to apologize and remain anonymous. I’m sorry."

The Game

After the antics from the early part of the game, the Bulldogs weren’t doing so well. At some point they picked up more confidence and headed toward victory. The team still didn’t do as good as they could have, but they did some amazing work out there, and we are all proud of them. Hopefully, the positive attitude sticks around for the seasons to come.

The nomination tonight goes to Justin for many varied antics.

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Star Spangled Banner
Character Points = 87

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Memorial Day Elections

The elections are today along with a really big school assembly to celebrate our nation’s military and to give our Senior class politicians a chance to give their speeches. The most notable speeches of the day came from the electric performance of Trey Ehlis with the dance of her people, Dick Reimann with a lot of crude jokes that made the Principle turn purple, and the special appearance by Gavin Gagner on big screen with a special message about drug addiction.

Winners -
Secretary – Tyson Teralt
Treasurer – Richard “Dick” Reimann
Ambassador – Tra’amut Ehlis
Vice President – Ben Belt
President – Leif Laiche

Let Freedom Ring

While the political parade was happening at the beginning of the football game, an impromptu fireworks display started. There was cheering and excitement and then the political court of Garfield High began bailing from the vehicle. From that point things only got more chaotic. Injuries formed, the class President caught fire, the Secretary was knocked unconscious, and panic spread like wildfire.

The nominations of the night go to Zac and Nicole.

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Frozen...
Character Points = 87

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Morning Chill
Monday remembers the passing of Emmett Earnshaw. He was found frozen in Greenlake by some supernatural force. The police aren’t releasing much information to the public, but they are causing a certain amount of prejudice toward parahumanity. There are a lot of people in the city of Seattle, a lot of needless violence, and a lot of bystanders that are caught in the crossfire. Our world is changing in ways that we are only beginning to understand, and fear is a large part of that process. We must move past that in order to survive as a race and as a planet.

Midday Flurry
Heavy snowfall hit a neighborhood just down the street from our high school, and just that neighborhood. It might be due to strange weather patterns that we have been experiencing this winter, or it could be due to the eighteen foot tall snow man seen fighting a small group of Power Rangers^TM. My personal favorite is the red one, but confidence is always an appealing trait.

Ice Queen
Chrinstine Crittendon… damn girl!

Nominations galore to Casey, Chris, and Justin. Woo… awesome!

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Just Keep Swimming
Character Points = 87

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Speeder Overhead -

Something flew over my house today and I tried my best to get a good look at it, but it went by pretty fast. Beyond breaking the speed limit of twenty-five miles an hour in my neighborhood, I am pretty sure there are ordinances for flying vehicles within city limits. They were going toward the water, so maybe it was a good day to go fishing, or maybe they were on their way to their super secret underwater ultra base.

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Politics & Powers
Character Points = 86

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Quiet Contemplation -
Miss Agrippa is one of this quarter’s senior class Home Room teachers. She runs a very tight ship, but it is well known that business gets done in her class rooms. Those of the student body seated in her chairs are likely to get the attention and quiet that they are in need of.

The Triangle Tips -
Quiet and country wholesome Ben Belt, and galactically hot Tray Ehlis were seen coming in to lunch together on the first day of the quarter, and it has caused a buzz. Apparently the new Queen of the school has both Ben and the absent Gavin as her Kings. Normally the Bulletin doesn’t do gossip columns, but the talk of the entire cafeteria changed into a dating reality TV show. If they are truly an item, beware teen America.

Schedule Confusion -
The scheduling for senior classes on the first day of the quarter was extremely off. One unfortunately frazzled student reporting being late to every class over the course of the day because each one was rescheduled to a different period for the day. We at the bulletin aren’t sure what the hitch is, but it definitely is one.

Earth Corp Conspiracy -
What is Earth Corp? What do they do? Are they fostering positive relations and fighting the good fight, or are they subverting alien agendas with Terran propaganda? Not everyone agrees on the answers to these questions, but everyone is paying attention to what their public figures are up to. The Bulletin is currently trying to get an interview with senior student Danuta Diego, but as of yet, she has been evasive.

The nomination for the night goes to Casey and one for everyone that was here for milestone.

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Whedon Tribute?
Character Points = 86

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Drugs Be Bad Do
Published by an anonymous concerned citizen. This delightfully scary thirty frame presentation outlines all the dangers and effects of heroine on human physiology. If you haven’t seen it, we highly suggest adding it to your watch list. The creative mind behind this travesty of Truth Gone Wild should be given an award for meaningful contribution educating the masses.

Sanctuary Spookified
The Halloween party thumped hard on Saturday with a smattering of local bands including local teen favorite Metro Sexual, so named in reference to risky behavior on public transit. The dance floor was hot, the soda didn’t have time to run flat, and the covers were ironed with precision. Newcomer to the scene, a macrophage by the name of Koosh, had everyone on the floor entranced with his one man light show. Pretty much everyone came in costume, but who could have guessed that those costumes would take over their mind. The witches were up to their old tricks and the party got a little out of hand for awhile. Thankfully, everyone and everything came out the other side relatively unscathed.

Night of the Living Dead
In a completely unprecedented catastrophe, actual zombies have attacked the city of Seattle. Spectrum is doing the best they can to mitigate the damage, but there are a lot of lives being lost as the dead rise. Hopefully when the sorcery clears, we can pick ourselves back up without craving the flesh of the living.
Editor’s Note: That was completely shameless, so please check your verbage.

The nomination for the night goes to Nicole and He Who Schiffles. Such Schiffling, much Nicole.

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Finals Week Begins
Character Points = 85

Bulldog Bulletin
-Justin Kase
-Editor: Felicia Fox

Art History
Due to the heroic efforts of a few intrepid students, Mr Troiles has magnanimously decided to allow his students a fun final. Each student gets to present their formal essays to the class in open discussion. Their final grade will be based on participation and oral competency.

Latin
The regular teacher for Latin has made a recovery, but it is sleeping off the recovery effects until further notice. The substitute teacher, Mr Glykyria, while definitely NOT a terribly devious alien supremacist from a fascist imperial regime, has turned out to be not as well received as Mr Abernathy, which is saying something nonetheless. Thankfully, most of the Latin students have made it out alive.

Nominations tonight go out to three crazy people: Chris, Justin, and Zac. Well done!

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