-Editor: Felicia Fox
Communication is Important
Thank you mass communication for the many things that we have at our fingertips for talking with each other. The key to this wonderful technology is, of course, picking up the darned things and using them. Now, we all know that from time to time that we can’t be bothered to pay attention to our communication devices, cause sometimes it just feels like it starts to control our every action. This of course isn’t at all true, so keep that in mind when you think about friends and family and all the things that they probably want to talk to you about.
Save the King
Alumni Kimberly King is a well known damsel in distress, and one hell of a reporter. Today found her office molested by crazy interns. It is assumed that one of those crazy interns threw her desk out of her fourteenth story window. Thankfully the “Super Sentai” was there to save the day.
The nomination for the night goes to Casey and Justin. Funny, Justin Kase-y
Editor’s Note: Just stop.