-Editor: Felicia Fox
Warehouses of the Rich and Dangerous-
Odium, a relatively new shipping company in S.O.D.O., has collapsed and has also been harboring more than just slabs of poultry and beef. Apparently the warehouse has been the hiding place of a few Chentoliak with further need to feed. It is unclear the actual identities of these skin devouring, ravenous, and frankly unfriendly aliens, but from what information we have gathered, two of the three creatures were caught in the crumbling building. The government officials that we have been able to contact are providing no comment.
15 Minutes of Fame-
Arthur Fex is growing in popularity on ViewTube with his Homecoming breakdance routine. Whoever dedicated that song to him, thank you for the show.
Sean Lex has also been growing in popularity, but with a smaller following. The Human Swarm did a lot of damage to his opponents, and I am sure that some MMA groups with a powered bent would love to have him on their team.
Mr Schiffler and Sir Buttons both split the nomination for the night and get .5 a Chrisperience. Way to go… hehehe…